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A touring collection of training
videos, home movies, pre-celebrity regrets, and lots more with curators
Nick Prueher and Joe Pickett in attendence
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SATURDAY August 27
9:00pm
$7.00
@Vox Populi Gallery
1315 Cherry St. 4th floor
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Program:
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Music Medley
A random assortment of music-themed clips culled from the depths of
hell, featuring excerpts from a heavy metal instructional video, a
cable access broadcast of a senior citizen dance routine, and a Bon
Jovi talent show among others. Look out for a special appearance from
the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (GLOW).
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It Only Takes A Second (1996)
This selection was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis,
Minnesota. It was released by the Federated Mutual Insurance Company
with intention of scaring clients into being safe.
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McC (1986)
Found by curator Nick Prueher in the break room of the Wisconsin
McDonald's where he worked in high school, this training video
indoctrinates a dopey trainee named Chris in the world of "Inside and
Outside Custodial Duties." He is helped along by an overly perky crew
trainer named Jennifer.
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Animal Montage
A collection of video clips featuring our furry animal friends, this
montage contains several outtakes from news programs, a video that came
free with a bag of cat food, Ronald Reagan with a well endowed horse,
and a home movie of a grown man kissing a seal.
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Corey Haim: Me, Myself and I (1989)
Part day-in-the-life, part confessional, and all stupid, this
self-important video diary by Corey Haim attempted to prove to the
world that he had kicked his drug habit for good.
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Kirk's 40th Birthday (1992)
Found at a garage sale in central Wisconsin, this home movie, labeled
simply, "Kirk's 40th Birthday," documents a memorable occasion for a
guy named Kirk, his buddies, his wife and his two attention-starved
kids.
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Secret Video Game Tricks (1989)
A video containing tips, tricks and codes for games on the Nintendo
Entertainment System, as performed by members of the U.S. National
Video Game Team.
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Religious Showdown
Dennis Swanberg's "Living A Life of Love and Laughter" (2000), Wayne
Brian Meyer's "Wisconsin Curse 9" (1987)
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This segment features two religious videos: one by Baptist minister
Dennis Swanberg, who happens to be one of the unfunniest comedians in
the world; and the other by an angry and belligerent cable access host
named Wayne Brian Meyer. Which is more despicable: thinking youêre
funny when you're not, or yelling at people for no reason? You decide
in this Religious Showdown.
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Potpourri
Mrs. Minnesota (2000), Catfishin' with Willie P. Richardson, Ambicor
Prosthesis (2001)
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Religious Showdown
Dennis Swanberg's "Living A Life of Love and Laughter" (2000), Wayne
Brian Meyerês –Wisconsin Curse 9” (1987)
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John & Johnny (1982)
In this video found in a warehouse in Wisconsin, two obnoxious home
shopping hosts hawk merchandise on America's Value Network.
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Exercise Video Montage
An assortment of some of the most ridiculous exercise videos ever
released, most found at thrift stores and garage sales. Featuring
former "Who's the Boss" star Alyssa Milano, former underage porn star
Traci Lords, Zsa Zsa Gabor, plus the best use of a chair in a video...
ever.
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Jan Terri
Homemade music videos from a Wisconsin superstar. "Little Brother" (1993), "I Don't Want to Lose You" (1993), "Journey to
Mars" (1993), "Get Down Goblin" (1994), "Rock & Roll Santa" (1994)
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Carnival in Rio (1983)
Find out what happens when a producer hires a couple of Brazilian
escorts for a young and frisky Arnold Schwarzenegger and lets him go
nuts in Rio de Janeiro. This travel video was found at a Salvation Army
in New York.
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Life Is For Living (2000)
The second in a series of accident videos from Federated Mutual
Insurance. This one shows the unfortunate results of everyday
carelessness.
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Memorial Day 2000
This home movie found at a garage sale in Western Michigan documents a
holiday weekend of drunken debauchery.
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Jack Rebney (1990)
A collection of outtakes featuring the hot-tempered host of a
promotional video about Winnebago recreational vehicles. This video was
donated by a crew member on the shoot.
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